BREATHARIANS

ONCE UPON A TIME IN A PARALLEL DIMENSION

THERE WAS A MAN WITH AN INGENIOUS INVENTION

HE THOUGHT OF A SHOP ALL BASED ON PRANA

FROM PRANA MILKSHAKES TO PRANA BANANAS

HE CREATED THE PRANA AT HOME FROM SCRATCH

MAKING IT HEALTHY AND ORGANIC WITH EVERY BATCH

HE KNEW VERY WELL WHAT BREATHARIANS LIKED

INVISIBLE FOOD YOU SHOULD TRY IT

IN HIS SHOP YOU COULD HAVE ANYTHING YOU LIKED

YOU JUST HAD TO IMAGINE IT AND INFUSED IT WAS LIKE

EATING ENERGY FROM HEAVEN REAL AND DIVINE

NO SPACE FOR FOOD NO VEGGIES NO WINE

WE ARE THE BREATHARIANS YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT YOU LIKE

WE DON’T EAT OR DRINK AND YES WE SURVIVE

SOME OF US CHEAT AND HAVE A SMALL NIBBLE

BUT IT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE FOOD THAT MOST DABBLE

WE ARE THE BREATHARIANS, YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT YOU LIKE

WE CATER WITH LOVE HAVE AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE

THE MAN HE WORKED DILIGENTLY FOR A BREATHARIAN SHOP

ONE THEY COULD GET SOME PRANA WHILE IT WAS HOT

MOST PEOPLE SAID: THERE’S NOTHING INSIDE

LOOK BEYOND AND YOU MIGHT BE SURPRISED

THERE WAS ONE SMALL PROBLEM THAT NOBODY LIKED

HIS PACKAGING WAS HEAVY WITH PLASTIC FORKS AND KNIVES

PLATES AND NAPKINS CUPS AND TRAYS

THAT IS SO OUTDATED SAID THE BREATHARIANS

GET IN WITH OUR WAYS

SO THE MAN STRIPPED THE SHOP BARE OF ALL THINGS,

ALL THINGS THAT IN THIS WORLD DAMAGE COULD BRING

THERE IS A REAL REASON WHY BREATHARIANS ARE THERE

THEY ARE A REMINDER FOR US TO CULTIVATE CARE

WE ARE THE BREATHARIANS YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT YOU LIKE

WE DON’T EAT OR DRINK AND YES WE SURVIVE

SOME OF US CHEAT AND HAVE A SMALL NIBBLE

BUT IT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE FOOD THAT MOST DABBLE

WE ARE THE BREATHARIANS YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT YOU LIKE

WE CATER WITH LOVE HAVE AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE

HEY WE’RE BREATHARIANS

SOME GET ANGRY WHEN THEY HEAR

THAT NO FOOD IS NEEDED

AND YOU DON’T DISAPPEAR

HEY WE’RE BREATHARIANS

YOU CAN SAY WHAT YOU LIKE

HAVE DINNER WITH US

OR JUST GO TAKE A HIKE

HEY WE’RE BREATHARIANS

PRANA IS OUR FOOD

WE JUST WANT TO BE PEACEFUL

WE DON’T MEAN TO BE RUDE

BUT IF YOU FEEL OFFENDED

OR LACK FAITH IN THIS BELIEF

JUST KNOW THAT I ‘M NOT HUNGRY

AND I’M TOTALLY IN PEACE

WE ARE THE BREATHARIANS YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT YOU LIKE

WE DON’T EAT OR DRINK AND YES WE SURVIVE

SOME OF US CHEAT AND HAVE A SMALL NIBBLE

BUT IT’S NOTHING COMPARED TO THE FOOD THAT MOST DABBLE

WE ARE THE BREATHARIANS YOU CAN BELIEVE WHAT YOU LIKE

WE CATER WITH LOVE HAVE AS MUCH AS YOU LIKE